\n17.<\/td>\n | I wish I could turn back the clock. I\u2019d find you sooner and love you longer.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/span>Cool Discord About Me Ideas<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n \n\n<\/colgroup>\n\n\n1.<\/td>\n | I didn\u2019t change, I just woke up.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n2.<\/td>\n | If you can\u2019t convince them, confuse them.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n3.<\/td>\n | I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n4.<\/td>\n | I am sorry if I have changed, but you have changed too. I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n5.<\/td>\n | Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n6.<\/td>\n | I got less, but I got best!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n7.<\/td>\n | I am not a nerd. I am just smarter than you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n8.<\/td>\n | Forget your age and live your life.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n9.<\/td>\n | Keep calm & just chill.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n10.<\/td>\n | Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n11.<\/td>\n | Stop checking my status! Go get a life.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n12.<\/td>\n | Do what\u2019s right not easy.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n13.<\/td>\n | Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n14.<\/td>\n | You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n15.<\/td>\n | I\u2019m sexy & I know it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n16.<\/td>\n | I am not special; I am just a limited edition.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/span>Aesthetic Discord About Me Ideas<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n \n\n<\/colgroup>\n\n\n1.<\/td>\n | When your Dr. says, \u201cI\u2019ll need to Google that, \u201c\u2026 you know it\u2019s time to change the doctor<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n2.<\/td>\n | Before Coronavirus, I\u2019d cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n3.<\/td>\n | If you hate wearing a mask, it\u2019s highly likely you\u2019re not going to enjoy the ventilator<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n4.<\/td>\n | Life is beautiful\u2026 from Friday to Monday<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n5.<\/td>\n | I don\u2019t care what others say or think about me, at least I am attractive to mosquitoes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n6.<\/td>\n | Some people just need a High-Five on the face<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n7.<\/td>\n | Math and alcohol don\u2019t mix. Please don\u2019t drink and drive<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n8.<\/td>\n | It\u2019s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don\u2019t say it<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n9.<\/td>\n | I\u2019m not immature; I just know how to have fun<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n10.<\/td>\n | I\u2019m not sad about being single. Rather I\u2019m thinking about my better half, who is single because of me<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n11.<\/td>\n | I like playing with my cat when I\u2019m high. Because I don\u2019t have one when I\u2019m sober<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n12.<\/td>\n | Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n13.<\/td>\n | Never make the same mistake twice; there are so many new ones to make<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/span>Unique Discord About Me Ideas<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n \n\n<\/colgroup>\n\n\n1.<\/td>\n | Winners never quit and quitters never win.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n2.<\/td>\n | Are you ready for some football?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n3.<\/td>\n | Blessed, never stressed, and football-obsessed.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n4.<\/td>\n | This might sound cheesy, but I think my team is really great.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n5.<\/td>\n | Teamwork makes the dream work.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n6.<\/td>\n | I like big punts and I cannot lie.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n7.<\/td>\n | These commercials are going to give us something to taco \u2019bout.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n8.<\/td>\n | Having a ball this weekend with my very best friends.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n9.<\/td>\n | Touchdown for what?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n10.<\/td>\n | I\u2019ve got 99 problems, but our team isn\u2019t one.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n11.<\/td>\n | Today\u2019s forecast: 100 percent chance of winning.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n12.<\/td>\n | Are you ready for some football?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n13.<\/td>\n | You\u2019re only as good as your team\u2026 and mine is great.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n14.<\/td>\n | That penalty was a nacho problem.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n15.<\/td>\n | This might sound cheesy, but I think my team is really great.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n16.<\/td>\n | Teamwork makes the dream work.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n17.<\/td>\n | Talk football to me.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n18.<\/td>\n | Un-brie-livable.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n19.<\/td>\n | These commercials are going to give us something to taco \u2019bout.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n20.<\/td>\n | Dear, quarterback. I\u2019m wingin\u2019 it, but you shouldn\u2019t.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n21.<\/td>\n | All punts are highly intended.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n22.<\/td>\n | I feel tail-great about this game. Punt very intended.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n23.<\/td>\n | Just in queso, you didn\u2019t know, I\u2019m a huge football fan.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n24.<\/td>\n | First, we eat the wings.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n25.<\/td>\n | The huddle is real.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n26.<\/td>\n | Ball for me. \u2014 Post-Malone, Ball for Me<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n27.<\/td>\n | Football: My second favorite F word.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/span>Some Hilarious Discord About Me Ideas<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<\/p>\n \n\n<\/colgroup>\n\n\n1.<\/td>\n | I’m the person you love to hate.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n2.<\/td>\n | I’m not really here.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n3.<\/td>\n | Sometimes, I like to pretend that I’m a chicken nugget.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n4.<\/td>\n | If I’m not online, that means I’m either sleeping or dead. Please respect my decision.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n5.<\/td>\n | I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n6.<\/td>\n | I like to not listen to your problems yet still offer solutions.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n7.<\/td>\n | I’m the human equivalent of your best nightmare.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n8.<\/td>\n | I’m a Gemini, so I have two personalities. And they’re both equally annoying.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n9.<\/td>\n | Just a girl who loves memes and animals.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n10.<\/td>\n | Introverted social butterfly.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n11.<\/td>\n | Pretty optimistic for a pessimist.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n12.<\/td>\n | Just a small-town girl living in an online world.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n13.<\/td>\n | I’m the type of person who will sit in the middle of a room just to avoid awkward eye contact.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n14.<\/td>\n | I’m the type of person who would rather spend time with their pet than with other people.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n15.<\/td>\n | I’m trying to be a better person but I’m really bad at it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n16.<\/td>\n | An enigma wrapped in a riddle covered in secrets.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n17.<\/td>\n | Not really sure what I’m doing here but it’s fun so far.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n18.<\/td>\n | Just here for the memes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n19.<\/td>\n | I’m the type of person who would rather be alone than be in a group.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n20.<\/td>\n | I’m pretty much living in a fantasy world at this point.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n21.<\/td>\n | I’m someone who is always happy to listen to your problems, even if I don’t care about them.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n22.<\/td>\n | Can you guess my star sign?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n23.<\/td>\n | Just here to procrastinate.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n24.<\/td>\n | How is this not virtual reality?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n25.<\/td>\n | Sucker for puns.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n26.<\/td>\n | I’m the reason why you can’t have nice things.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n27.<\/td>\n | Is this the real word or is this just fantasy?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n28.<\/td>\n | Just here chillin’ killin’ like a villain.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n29.<\/td>\n | Discord is my lifeblood.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n30.<\/td>\n | I’m the most humble.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n31.<\/td>\n | We\u2019ve seen worse.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n32.<\/td>\n | Just here to procrastinate<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n33.<\/td>\n | Proud Slytherin<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n34.<\/td>\n | Ask me about my discord bots!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n35.<\/td>\n | If you need me, I’ll be at the gym… or eating.I’m trying to be a better person but I’m really bad at it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n36.<\/td>\n | Just here for the Discord.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n37.<\/td>\n | I’m not really sure what I’m doing with my life, but I’m pretty sure it involves wine.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n38.<\/td>\n | I’m that friend that you can always count on.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n39.<\/td>\n | Trash panda.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n40.<\/td>\n | Have you ever tried just turning off the internet and living like that?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n41.<\/td>\n | Well -behaved women rarely make history.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n42.<\/td>\n | What would your great, great, great grandaddy think?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n43.<\/td>\n | Don’t you ever think that you’re not good enough, because you are.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n44.<\/td>\n | Is this the real word?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n45.<\/td>\n | Are you the real you online or offline?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n46.<\/td>\n | This is awkward, you came here for a bio but now you’re just reading my thoughts.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n47.<\/td>\n | I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n48.<\/td>\n | Tesla , SpaceX, SolarCity, OpenAI – he’s changing the world and I admire him for that.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n49.<\/td>\n | Digital slaves chained to glowing rectangles day in and day out.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n50.<\/td>\n | What happens when we find out that we’re not alone in the universe?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n51.<\/td>\n | Elon Musk is trying to send me to Mars, but I’m not sure if I want to go.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n52.<\/td>\n | We are addicted to likes, views, and validation from strangers.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n53.<\/td>\n | These are the things that keep me up at night.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n54.<\/td>\n | Is this the life we were meant to live?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n55.<\/td>\n | But at what cost?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | \n56.<\/td>\n | Now go out and explore the world, learn new things, and make a difference?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n | | | | |