{"id":14621,"date":"2022-06-10T16:12:08","date_gmt":"2022-06-10T10:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/?p=14621"},"modified":"2022-06-10T16:12:08","modified_gmt":"2022-06-10T10:42:08","slug":"astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/","title":{"rendered":"300+ Astonishing Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>If you are looking for some of the <strong>best <a href=\"https:\/\/in.pinterest.com\/liana1901\/roasting-quotes\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">roasts<\/a><\/strong> right now with the help of which you can roast your friends, then you have come to the right place. We have selected a list of roasts that are perfect for you, whether your <strong>ex comes into your life<\/strong> or <strong>toxic people<\/strong>. You will find here one of the <strong>roasts for all peopl<\/strong>e. But the thing is, what is the actual meaning of roast?<\/p>\n<p>A roast is a form of insult comedy in which the<strong> speaker insults or ridicules<\/strong> another person. The term is often used to refer to a \u201c<strong>gathering for the purpose of <a href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/best-discord-status-ideas\/\">entertainment<\/a><\/strong>,\u201d such as a large party or gathering where guests provide humorous <strong>speeches<\/strong> and <strong>jokes<\/strong>. The word &#8220;<strong>roast<\/strong>&#8221; derives from the Old French word roster, meaning &#8220;<strong>to roast<\/strong>&#8220;. The phrase &#8220;<strong>to give someone a roast<\/strong>&#8221; means to verbally abuse them with jokes and insults.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_62 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-663b7634ed28c\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 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href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#Best_Roasts_for_Enemies\" title=\"Best Roasts for Enemies-\">Best Roasts for Enemies-<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#Best_Roasts_for_Friends\" title=\"Best Roasts for Friends-\">Best Roasts for Friends-<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#Best_Roasts_For_your_Ex\" title=\"Best Roasts For your Ex-\">Best Roasts For your Ex-<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#_Best_Roasts_For_Bullies\" title=\"\u00a0Best Roasts For Bullies-\">\u00a0Best Roasts For Bullies-<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#Best_Roasts_For_Toxic_people\" title=\"Best Roasts For Toxic people-\">Best Roasts For Toxic people-<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#Best_Roasts_For_Rude_Strangers\" title=\"Best Roasts For Rude Strangers-\">Best Roasts For Rude Strangers-<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#Best_Roasts_For_Haters\" title=\"Best Roasts For Haters-\">Best Roasts For Haters-<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-4' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/astonishing-best-roasts-for-friends-enemies-ex\/#Wrapping-up\" title=\"Wrapping-up:\">Wrapping-up:<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Here_are_the_300_Remarkably_Best_Roasts_For_Friends_Enemies_Ex_and_More\"><\/span>Here are the 300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_Roasts_for_Enemies\"><\/span><strong>Best Roasts for Enemies-<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14637 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-62.jpg?resize=640%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-62.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-62.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-62.jpg?resize=768%2C370&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The best roasts are those that are carefully crafted and can be delivered with a smile. In this section, we will share some of the <strong>best roasts for enemies<\/strong>. These come from some of the most popular roastmasters in the world and will make you laugh out loud.<\/p>\n<p>1. Somewhere, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology.<br \/>\n2. You are about as important as the white crayon.<br \/>\n3. You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.<br \/>\n4. You are the human version of period cramps.<br \/>\n5. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.<br \/>\n6. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.<br \/>\n7. Did the mental hospital test too\u00a0many\u00a0drugs on you today?<br \/>\n8. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.<br \/>\n9. I\u2019d like to help you out. Which\u00a0way\u00a0did you come in?<br \/>\n10. \u00a0I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.<br \/>\n11. Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.<br \/>\n12. I\u2019d rather treat my baby\u2019s diaper rash than have lunch with you.<br \/>\n13. \u00a0You look so pretty. Not at all gross, today.<br \/>\n14. When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?<br \/>\n15. That sounds like your problem.<br \/>\n16. You have miles to go before you reach mediocre.<br \/>\n17. I was today years old when I realized I didn\u2019t like you.<br \/>\n18. Someday you\u2019ll go far. And I really hope you stay there.<br \/>\n19. Oops, my bad. I could\u2019ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.<br \/>\n20. Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn\u2019t care about? Yeah, that is now.<br \/>\n21. You\u2019re the reason God created the middle finger.<br \/>\n22. I\u2019m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?<br \/>\n23. Oh, you don\u2019t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.<br \/>\n24. I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.<br \/>\n25. You\u2019re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.<br \/>\n26. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me those.<br \/>\n27. It\u2019s impossible to underestimate you.<br \/>\n28. Wow, your maker really didn\u2019t waste time giving you a personality, huh?<br \/>\n29. Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence.<br \/>\n30. I\u2019ll never forget the first time we met. But I\u2019ll keep trying.<br \/>\n31. Oh, I\u2019m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?<br \/>\n32. Hold still. I\u2019m trying to imagine you with personality.<br \/>\n33. I\u2019m not insulting you, I\u2019m describing you.<br \/>\n34. Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.<br \/>\n35. Your face makes onions cry.<br \/>\n36. Did I invite you to the barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?<br \/>\n37. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn\u2019t be enough to blow your hat off.<br \/>\n38. You must have been born on a highway. That\u2019s where most accidents happen.<br \/>\n39. Grab a straw, because you suck.<br \/>\n40. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_Roasts_for_Friends\"><\/span>Best Roasts for Friends-<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14639 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-63-1-1.jpg?resize=640%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-63-1-1.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-63-1-1.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-63-1-1.jpg?resize=768%2C370&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A roast is an event where friends gather to pay humorous tribute to someone who has been honored or just needs some light-hearted ribbing. It&#8217;s a great way to show off your wit and poke fun at people you care about. Roasts are often given by <strong>comedians<\/strong>, but can also be delivered by other types of public speakers, such as politicians or <a href=\"https:\/\/americbuzz.com\/streameast-free-live-sports-streaming-website\/\"><strong>sports<\/strong><\/a> stars. The best roasts for friends are those that make them laugh and feel loved. You can roast your friend with love, but it&#8217;s important not to go too far with your jokes.<\/p>\n<p>1. You make your happy meal cry.<br \/>\n2. You love to act stupid. I know because I live with you, you\u2019re naturally way dumber than that.<br \/>\n3. The only way you\u2019d get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained your finger while changing the channel.<br \/>\n4. Some might call you a smart ass, others a dumb ass; I say you\u2019re just an ass.<br \/>\n6. You\u2019re such a momma\u2019s boy, but newsflash, that makes you a son, not a Sun, so stop thinking the earth revolves around you.<br \/>\n7. Accidents happen; the proof is sitting right there.<br \/>\n8. You\u2019re so irritating you should come with a warning label.<br \/>\n9. Everyone is entitled to one, but yours is always the incorrect opinion.<br \/>\n10. Whenever you open your mouth, it\u2019s like, \u2018Woah, somebody took too many drugs this morning.\u2019<br \/>\n11. Every day I hope you get your chapstick confused with a glue stick so I can get a bit of peace and quiet.<br \/>\n12. You\u2019re like the human version of an athlete\u2019s foot \u2013 annoying and hard to get rid of.<br \/>\n13. We\u2019ve been best friends a long time, but you\u2019re the reason they put external use only on shampoo bottles.<\/p>\n<p>14. Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken&#8217;s butt and wait!<br \/>\n15. You\u2019re not that ugly, I guess. I mean, my middle finger gets a boner every time it sees you!<\/p>\n<p>16. Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just comes out of your mouth?<br \/>\n17. I bet I could remove 90% of your good looks with a moist towelette.<\/p>\n<p>18. Aha! I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.<br \/>\n19. I\u2019m so sorry if my brutal honesty inconvenienced your overinflated sense of self.<br \/>\n20. It\u2019s not that I don\u2019t listen to you when you talk. It\u2019s just that there is only so much stupid information I can process in one go.<br \/>\n21. I\u2019m not an astronomer, but I am pretty sure the world revolves around the sun and not you.<br \/>\n22. You might look attractive, but I\u2019d have to put a paper bag over that personality.<br \/>\n23. We were going to roast you, but apparently, it\u2019s not good for the environment to burn trash.<br \/>\n24. You are even more useless than the \u2018ueue\u2019 in the queue.<br \/>\n25. I would call you an idiot, but that would be a horrible insult to stupid people everywhere.<br \/>\n26. Have you ever tried putting makeup on your toast to try and make your personality prettier?<br \/>\n27. Walls may have ears, but count yourself lucky they don\u2019t have mouths because all they would do is laugh at you.<br \/>\n28. If laughter is the best medicine, your face might very well be a cure for cancer!<br \/>\n29. I think I found your purpose in life\u2026 to be an organ donor.<br \/>\n30. I find it hilarious watching you try to understand everything that\u2019s being said about you.<br \/>\n31. I\u2019m not saying you\u2019re dumb but a glowstick has a brighter future than you do.<br \/>\n32. might be fully vaccinated but I\u2019m still not going to hang out with you.<br \/>\n33. The real heroes in this world are the ones who live with you.<br \/>\n34. You\u2019re not simply a drama queen. You\u2019re the whole royal family!<br \/>\n35. You tried hard there, so I\u2019m going to give you a participation award.<br \/>\n36. Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? That explains a lot.<br \/>\n37. The last time I saw something like you, it was behind metal grids.<br \/>\n38. If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you.<br \/>\n39. You were so happy about the negativity of your Covid test, we didn\u2019t want to spoil the happiness by telling you it was an IQ test.<br \/>\n40. Aha! I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_Roasts_For_your_Ex\"><\/span>Best Roasts For your Ex-<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14641 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-64-1.jpg?resize=640%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-64-1.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-64-1.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-64-1.jpg?resize=768%2C370&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Roasting<\/strong> is a type of insult comedy that is often used as a form of verbal abuse. In the past, roasts were usually performed by individuals, but recently they have also been performed by groups. This article aims to provide you with some truly remarkable <strong>best roasts for exes<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>1. Don&#8217;t take this the wrong way, but I think your brain might be missing.<br \/>\n2. You look 100 percent better when I can&#8217;t see you.<br \/>\n3. Waiting for you is like waiting for the rain in this drought: useless and disappointing.<br \/>\n4. You were fake. It was great. Nothing personal.<br \/>\n5. Crying after a breakup \u2014 ain&#8217;t no one got time for that.<br \/>\n6. I don\u2019t make mistakes, I date them.<br \/>\n7. Ex means\u00a0thanks for the EXperience, our time has Expired, now Exit my life.<br \/>\n8. Yes, I\u2019m smiling but you\u2019re not the reason anymore.<br \/>\n9. Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bulls*** as well as I did.<br \/>\n10. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered why!<br \/>\n11. I\u2019m not really a b**. I just play one in your life.<br \/>\n12. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.<br \/>\n13. Do you get whiplash watching me surpass you in every way?<br \/>\n14. So we&#8217;re breaking up, but still can be friends? Tell me more about how our new friendship could work.<br \/>\n15. I don\u2019t care what you think about me. I don\u2019t think about you at all.<br \/>\n16. You might still want me but you\u2019ll have to get in line.<br \/>\n17. I love the sound you make when you shut up.<br \/>\n18. Oh sorry, was I supposed to be offended?<br \/>\n19. I\u2019ve been called worse\u2026 your girlfriend.<br \/>\n20. Literally all I hear is \u201cblah, blah, blah\u201d.<br \/>\n21. You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t.<br \/>\n22. I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from meeting you.<br \/>\n23. I didn\u2019t love you. I just said it because I didn\u2019t have anything else to say.<br \/>\n24. I wish we broke up sooner.<br \/>\n25. Thank you for showing me everything I don\u2019t want in a man.<br \/>\n26. You\u2019re the biggest disappointment of my life.<br \/>\n27. I hope I never have to see you again.<br \/>\n28. I don\u2019t have time to hate you but you deserve to be hated.<br \/>\n29. I\u2019m glad I didn\u2019t cry over you.<br \/>\n30. Too bad you can\u2019t buy a personality.<br \/>\n31. When I look at you now I wonder was I drank the entire relationship.<br \/>\n32. I\u2019m no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.<br \/>\n33. At least God loves you.<br \/>\n34. It&#8217;s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote.<br \/>\n35. It&#8217;s okay if you don\u2019t like me. Not everyone has good taste.<br \/>\n36. Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.<br \/>\n37. I feel so sorry for your parents.<br \/>\n38. I should never have lowered my standards for you.<br \/>\n39. What I like best about our relationship is that it doesn\u2019t exist anymore.<br \/>\n40. Hahahaha sorry, just thinking about how I used to date you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"_Best_Roasts_For_Bullies\"><\/span>\u00a0Best Roasts For Bullies-<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14636 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-61.jpg?resize=640%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-61.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-61.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-61.jpg?resize=768%2C370&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Some people are just too mean for their own good. There is a time and place for everything. But <strong>bullying<\/strong> someone is never cool. You might think it&#8217;s funny, but you don&#8217;t know what that person is going through.<\/p>\n<p>1. \u201cI\u2019m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?\u201d<br \/>\n2. \u201cIf you have a problem with me, write the problem on a piece of paper, fold it, and shove it up to your ass.\u201d<br \/>\n3. \u201cYou have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?\u201d<br \/>\n4. \u201cRemember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.:<br \/>\n5. \u201cI know I\u2019m talking like a jerk, but isn\u2019t that the only way you could understand what I\u2019m saying?\u201d<br \/>\n6. \u201cIf laughter is the best medicine in the world, your face is a blessing to the world because it can cure all diseases.\u201d<br \/>\n7. \u201cYour ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth.\u201d<br \/>\n8. \u201cIf you\u2019re waiting for me to start care, I hope you brought something for eating because it\u2019s gonna be a long time.\u201d<br \/>\n9. \u201cI don\u2019t know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that it\u2019s very hard to pronounce.\u201d<br \/>\n10. \u201cI know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you\u2019re really abusing that privilege.\u201d<br \/>\n11. \u201cI\u2019m really jealous of all the people who have never met you.\u201d<br \/>\n12. \u201cYou and Monday are really similar \u2014 nobody likes you.\u201d<br \/>\n13. \u201cThere are some really dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.\u201d<br \/>\n14. \u201cIf ignorance is really bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world.\u201d<br \/>\n15. \u201cGood story bro, but in what part do you shut the fuck up?\u201d<br \/>\n16. \u201cPlease, don\u2019t stop, keep talking. I only yawn when I\u2019m super intrigued.\u201d<br \/>\n17. \u201cWhenever I see your face, I\u2019m reminded that God has a great sense of humor.\u201d<br \/>\n18. \u201cYou bring me so much joy and happiness \u2014 every single time you leave the room.\u201d<br \/>\n19. \u201cI think I might have Alzheimer\u2019s because I can\u2019t remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion.\u201d<br \/>\n20. \u201cYour lips keep moving, but all I can hear is \u201cblah, blah, blah\u2026\u201d<br \/>\n21. \u201cWipe your mouth, there\u2019s a little bit of bullshit around your lips. \u201c<br \/>\n22. \u201cCheck your face, please. I think I just found your nose in my business.\u201d<br \/>\n23. Stupidity\u2019s not a crime, so feel free to go.<br \/>\n24. Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I\u2019m super fascinated.<br \/>\n25. Please, save your breath. You\u2019ll probably need it to blow up your next date.<br \/>\n26. It\u2019s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.<br \/>\n27. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.<br \/>\n28. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.<br \/>\n29. I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who\u2019s totally unarmed.<br \/>\n30. I don\u2019t think you\u2019re unintelligent. You just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.<br \/>\n31. You\u2019re not as bad as people say. You\u2019re a whole lot worse.<br \/>\n32. It looks like your face caught on fire and somebody tried to extinguish it with a hammer.<br \/>\n33. There is only one problem with your face: I can see it.<br \/>\n34. It\u2019s great to see how you don\u2019t let your education get in the way of your ignorance.<br \/>\n35. If I ever said anything to offend you, it was purely intentional.<br \/>\n36. You look like something that I would draw with my left hand.<br \/>\n37. You\u2019ve got a face that could turn fresh milk sour.<br \/>\n38. You\u2019d need twice the brains to qualify as a half-wit.<br \/>\n39. You have the face of a saint. A Saint Bernard, that is.<br \/>\n40. Let\u2019s go to the zoo. I\u2019ve always wanted to meet your family.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_Roasts_For_Toxic_people\"><\/span><strong>Best Roasts For Toxic people-<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14642 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-65.jpg?resize=640%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-65.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-65.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-65.jpg?resize=768%2C370&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1. Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.<br \/>\n2. What\u2019s your point?<br \/>\n3. Wow, what a strange thing to say!<br \/>\n4. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!<br \/>\n5. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.<br \/>\n6. I\u2019m sorry but I didn\u2019t order a glass of your opinion.<br \/>\n7. Life\u2019s too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.<br \/>\n8. I didn\u2019t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.<br \/>\n9. Before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.<\/p>\n<p>10. Don\u2019t worry, keep trying! Maybe someday you will make sense and say something intelligent.<br \/>\n11. I need you to respect my boundaries if you have anything to say to me you can say it in private.<br \/>\n12. No means no, now let it go.<br \/>\n13. Your comments about X are not acceptable.<br \/>\n14. Please don\u2019t ask me again. I told you last time that I don\u2019t feel comfortable with X.<br \/>\n15. I will not tolerate any disrespect from you or anyone else.<br \/>\n16. I\u2019m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.<br \/>\n17. I know, I know, I stood up for myself, I\u2019m so mean.<br \/>\n18. WHAT part of NO don\u2019t you understand?<br \/>\n19. You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.<br \/>\n20. Saying yes to happiness means learning to say no to people who stress you out.<br \/>\n22. It\u2019s so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.<br \/>\n23. While you were busy judging others, you left your closet door open and a lot of your skeletons fell out.<br \/>\n24. You don\u2019t like me? That\u2019s a shame. I\u2019ll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I\u2019m busy enjoying my life.<br \/>\n25. Before you judge my life, I suggest you take a good look at your own life.<br \/>\n26. Before you judge me, make sure you\u2019re perfect.<br \/>\n27. If God has a problem with the way I live, let him tell me not you.<br \/>\n28. Don\u2019t judge me. I was born to be awesome\u2026. not perfect.<br \/>\n29. When you judge another you do not define them, it defines who you are.<br \/>\n30. You\u2019re the stereotype of someone always complaining about stereotypes.<br \/>\n31. Don\u2019t judge my path if you haven\u2019t walked my journey.<br \/>\n32. Wow, that almost hurt my feelings.<br \/>\n33. If you can\u2019t be kind, be quiet.<br \/>\n34. OK, that\u2019s enough sarcasm for one day.<br \/>\n35. What you said was mean-spirited and untrue.<br \/>\n36. If your goal was to be hurtful, mission accomplished.<br \/>\n37. It\u2019s not okay for you to comment on X.<br \/>\n38. Do you always mask insults with humor?<br \/>\n39. You realize you said that out loud, right?<br \/>\n40. I don\u2019t know how to say this nicely, so I won\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_Roasts_For_Rude_Strangers\"><\/span><strong>Best Roasts For Rude Strangers-<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14643 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-66.jpg?resize=640%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-66.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-66.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-66.jpg?resize=768%2C370&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1. Did you mean to be so rude?<br \/>\n2. I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.<br \/>\n3. You would be much more likable if it wasn\u2019t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.<br \/>\n4. I wish I could put some people on mute.<br \/>\n5. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?<br \/>\n6. You would argue with a fence post.<br \/>\n7. Have a nice day, somewhere else.<br \/>\n8. Really, you know what that sounds like? Not my problem!<br \/>\n9. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.<br \/>\n10. Thanks but no one wants to hear your life experiences here!<br \/>\n11. Maybe you should get your own life and stop interfering in mine.<br \/>\n12. Next time I need an unsolicited and uninformed opinion I will know where to go.<br \/>\n13. If you\u2019re not feeding me, F&amp;#%ing me, or putting the roof over my head, it\u2019s really none of your business.<br \/>\n14. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.<br \/>\n15. My life, my mistakes, my choices. Not your business!<br \/>\n16. My business isn\u2019t your business. Unless you\u2019re my thong, don\u2019t be up to my ass.<br \/>\n17. If you are going to have opinions about my life then I can assume you will be paying some of my bills.<br \/>\n18. You must have everything in your life figured out because you obviously have time to meddle in mine.<br \/>\n19. It\u2019s never too late to shut up and mind your own business.<br \/>\n20. You can tell whose miserable in their own life because they have nothing better to do than meddle in yours!<br \/>\n21. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.<br \/>\n22. Since you know it all, you should know when to be quiet.<br \/>\n23. You would argue with a fence post.<br \/>\n24. Being right isn\u2019t nearly as important as knowing when to be quiet.<br \/>\n25. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.<br \/>\n26. Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not a truth.<br \/>\n27. Open your mind not your mouth.<br \/>\n28. I didn\u2019t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it! Continue while I take notes.<br \/>\n29. Since you know everything, then you know you\u2019re being a jerk.<br \/>\n30. Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don\u2019t you just be quiet.<br \/>\n31. I may not be perfect but at least I am not you.<br \/>\n32. The only thing wrong with me is I\u2019m talking to you.<br \/>\n33. I don\u2019t base my decisions on advice from people who don\u2019t have to deal with the results.<br \/>\n34. I didn\u2019t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it! Continue well I take notes.<br \/>\n35. Don\u2019t judge a situation you\u2019ve never been in.<br \/>\n36. Thanks, but I\u2019m an expert in my life.<br \/>\n37. I must have Alzheimer\u2019s because I don\u2019t recall asking for your opinion.<br \/>\n38. Maturing means everything doesn\u2019t require your comment.<br \/>\n39. You\u2019re the stereotype of someone always complaining about stereotypes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_Roasts_For_Haters\"><\/span>Best Roasts For Haters-<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14645 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-67.jpg?resize=640%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"300+ Remarkably Best Roasts For Friends, Enemies, Ex, and More\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-67.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-67.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/americbuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Americbuzz-67.jpg?resize=768%2C370&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1. Every time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a pinata.<br \/>\n2. You are like a software update. every time I see you, I immediately think \u201cnot now\u201d.<br \/>\n3. When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? Can you go back there?<br \/>\n4. You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.<br \/>\n5. I think you just need a high five\u2026 in the face\u2026 with a chair.<br \/>\n6. When I listen to you, I think you really going to go far. I hope you stay there.<br \/>\n7. I look at you and think what a waste of two billion years of evolution.<br \/>\n8. It would be a great day If you used a glue stick instead of a Chapstick.<br \/>\n9. Yes, I\u2019m fully vaccinated, but I will still not hang out with you.<br \/>\n10. When I see you coming, I get pre annoyed. I\u2019m just giving myself a head start.<br \/>\n11. You are the reason why God is not talking to us anymore.<br \/>\n12. You can\u2019t imagine how much happiness you can bring\u2026 by leaving the room.<br \/>\n13. I know you don\u2019t like me, that says a lot. You need to acquire a better taste.<br \/>\n14. It\u2019s all about balance\u2026 you start talking, I stop listening.<br \/>\n15. Are you talking to me? I thought you only talk behind my back.<br \/>\n16. I\u2019m sorry\u2026 did my back hurt your knife?<br \/>\n17. Everyone is allowed to act stupid once, but you\u2026 you are abusing that privilege.<br \/>\n18. Cry me a river, then drown yourself in it.<br \/>\n19. Ola soy Dora. Can you help me find where we asked?<br \/>\n20. Somewhere tree is producing oxygen for you. I\u2019m sorry for it.<br \/>\n21. Earth is full. Go home.<br \/>\n22. Everyone has a purpose in this life, yours is to become an organ donor.<br \/>\n23. I am jealous of people who didn\u2019t meet you.<br \/>\n24. Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?<br \/>\n25. You didn\u2019t change since the last time I saw you. You should.<br \/>\n26. What is wrong with you? Have you had too many drugs in a mental hospital today?<br \/>\n27. It is better to shut your mouth and make people think you are stupid than open it and remove all doubt.<br \/>\n28. Hurting you is the last thing I want to do\u2026 but it\u2019s still on the list.<br \/>\n29. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours?<br \/>\n30. Let me tell you. If I don\u2019t answer you the first time, what makes you think the next 25 will work?<br \/>\n31. I am not ignoring you; I am just giving you time to understand what you just said.<br \/>\n32. Every time I think you can\u2019t get any dumber, you are proving me wrong.<br \/>\n33. Where is your off button?<br \/>\n34. All mistakes are fixable, yet you aren\u2019t.<br \/>\n35. I\u2019d tell you to blow your brains out, but I\u2019m pretty certain there\u2019s nothing there.<br \/>\n36. I don\u2019t want to rain on your parade. I want a typhoon.<br \/>\n37. When God made you, you must have been on the bottom of his \u201cto-do\u201d list.<br \/>\n38. You\u2019re the reason the divorce rate is so high.<br \/>\n39. God wanted to spice the earth with jokes, and he made your kind<br \/>\n40. Remember, if anyone says you\u2019re beautiful, it\u2019s all lies.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Wrapping-up\"><\/span>Wrapping-up:<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>We hope you enjoyed reading our article on the <strong>best roasts for friends,<\/strong> enemies, ex, and more. We have provided a list of some of the most memorable and well-written roasts that we could find. We hope you found them to be as entertaining as we did! 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